farckles

When someone farts close range into your face and splatters little specks of poo juice on your cheeks that look like freckles.

Richard blasted a fart in Jim's face and gave him a ton of farckles! He looks like Opie!

by RonnieL December 9, 2007

mathel fackle

"Mother Fucker" as spoken in ebonic slang. Usually spoken in a questioning manner and often accompanied by a blank, cow-eyed stare. Proper pronunciation can be easily achieved by sticking half a biscuit in the mouth and saying "mother fucker" as it would normally be pronounced.

Gitcho fanguz awf mah shit, mathel fackle.

by Redstone April 17, 2008

freckle

An S.A.S. game, played thusly:
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.

"Who wants to play freckle?"
"Not me, you sick fuck"

by BrodieNoochie Campbell March 27, 2008

freckle fuck

an annoying white person with an abundant amount of freckles. Probably has an extremely close relationship with his father, almost to the point that it's homoesexual

Freckle Fuck: Aww gee dad, your the best, thanks for taking me hunting!
Freckle Fuck's Father: It's nothing son, your my boy and I'm proud of you. Now lets sing a song!

by ark September 23, 2004

Fracked

Combo of fractured and fucked. When you're still heart broken over an ex and go fuck someone else.

Jenny just broke up with Bill and she fracked Joe.

by Azorn April 24, 2014

freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

fjackled

messed up,jacked up;busted.

originated in South Florida, Broward County, Plantation

wow, you're chick looks fjackled.
or
Jeeze I look so fjackled
and
His hair looks really fjackled

by Liz January 14, 2005