Fappy Longstockings

One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol

by GDo May 1, 2010

Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.

Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"

by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

Floppy Fish

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.

"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"

by Jato Unleashed October 21, 2009

Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

by michelle June 10, 2004

loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012