A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySalah" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
by Ladfromsomewhere January 5, 2019
Get the Football Twitter mug.A bad game that is filled with exploiters and little kids crying that they don't get picked for QB. People that play this game tend to be 5'2 and At least 300 Pounds. Famous for being a carbon copy of Legendary Football and having the largest Game Population that has not matured past 3rd grade. If you would like to play better football games there are a lot of Options Like OFL. Or, even better just play a good sports game like HCBB.
by CaptainR0bo April 23, 2021
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for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.
by MSTFreak May 2, 2005
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by Artavil September 10, 2009
Get the footballist mug.A name given to two different sports in which America and the rest of the world use to waste their lives away constantly arguing over which is better. Honestly, I'm an American. And I love the game of American football. But notice how I haven't said that I hate football (aka soccer). In fact, I love that sport, too. I just totally suck at it. Haha. C'mon, be real ya'll. Both games are cool. Even rugby too. It's cool. I have no idea how to play it, but I enjoy trying. It's all preference. For all ya'll that say football is whack cause we wear padding, go ahead and say whatever the fuck you want to say. That padding protects us so we can stay a little safer to enjoy the game a little longer. I don't care if I don't use it, I've tackled mofos twice my size without any padding on. The point I'm trying to make; All three games are great. They all require stratedgy, strength, speed, and endurance. So just shut the fuck up, grab the ball that suits you, and play your damn game already. You got that? Kay, just helping out. I'm just a 15yr old from a small town. Yeah, yeah... What do I know? Honestly? I know it's fucking pointless for ya'll to fight over sports. So just save your shit for someone who's still too much of a punk to simply enjoy a game of American football, football, or rugby. Peace people! Damn. Haha.
(just writing to fill in this shit :P)
(damn, now i gotta write "football" too. there, ya happy you fuckers?)
(damn, now i gotta write "football" too. there, ya happy you fuckers?)
by Dennis #25 Southern Cowboys January 22, 2009
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That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009
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Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!
GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
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