A stand-in for basically any bad word.
Usually used in a funny way, or used to show that you are a person that doesn't cuss.
Usually used in a funny way, or used to show that you are a person that doesn't cuss.
Person 1: What the flapperdoodle??
Person 2: The real question is, what the absolute fuck did you just say?
Person 2: The real question is, what the absolute fuck did you just say?
by liaisaweirdo April 14, 2025
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| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/
Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/
Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
“Keith tried to hit me with the flappert last night, missed, and inflated my mushy-mess like a balloon animal. I swear I almost floated away.”
by LimberSack October 22, 2025
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by katie montville albino May 26, 2008
Get the mc flapper mug.one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.
Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
by Klemintina March 15, 2011
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-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"
-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"
-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015
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Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015
Get the willy flapper mug.Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
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