Flapjack

The female version of sending a dick pic

"Send me a Flapjack"
"You what?"
"Let me see you Flaps so I can Jack off"

by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.

Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

by William Large Balls July 5, 2018

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob

____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023