festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 5, 2010

finteresting

The combination of the words "fucking" and "interesting." Used to describe a person, event, or item that is more than interesting, but less than awesome.

Guy 1: Where did you go last night?
Guy 2: I shacked up with Denise.
Guy 1: Your ex girlfriend? Finteresting....

by The longstar June 23, 2010

flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat March 16, 2012

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Fishered

The subtle art of fucking someone over

Damn, she straight fishered my idea.

by bootyjuice345 April 19, 2018

flusteredness

1. the act of being flustered, if you are a wumbo and can’t speak correctly.

2. the amount of being flustered one has

He started to tap his fingers on the table to distract from the amount of flusteredness he incurred from looking at the cute boy across the way.

by daddydannyboy May 8, 2019

Forstered

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.

"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".

by Airport Lad July 21, 2019