A deadly disease that infects all Filipinos from birth. Characterized by dating everyone, watching romantic dramas on TFC, and writing sad love songs.
Also known as HFR.
Also known as HFR.
Dude. John's Status Updates are getting sadder and sadder. Who is this Jocelynn he keeps talking about?
John just has some major Hopeless Filipino Romanticism. Jocelynn is his imaginary girlfriend.
John just has some major Hopeless Filipino Romanticism. Jocelynn is his imaginary girlfriend.
by Whizzurd48 July 28, 2010
a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".
Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
by that1Guy209 February 17, 2010
by Spootybeaver113 February 19, 2012
Is a role-playing game to spice things up when you are having troubles with your partner and consists on inviting a couple of men from the Philippines and ask them to join the action but with theme costumes. You can choose from: Mischievous Masquerade, Straightforward Full-nudity Party, Rambunctious Toga Party and Exotic Luau.
My Girl Dolores and I were having troubles in the sack, So I proposed to try the humble filipino roll to spice things up. I end up in bed with two filipinos dressed in roman togas but it was totally worth it, Yoyoy and Gaspar really saved our relationship.
by papolia January 23, 2011
When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
by Wrongun February 7, 2021
A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.
The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.
Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.
Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?
ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!
ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!
ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by RiiPCiTYDOOODE January 17, 2011
Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.
by Day shift worker December 13, 2013