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Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.
1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!
by Kamakazai November 11, 2009
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slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.
A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.
by ZTO September 26, 2006
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fling

1. a brief period of relaxation or indulgence

2. a brief sexual encounter
He had a fling with my aunt and the tabloids blew it out of proportion.
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Cherry Pie Filling

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and cum inside of here causing the blood and cum to mix to make it look like the inside of a cherry pie.
when your girlfriend is cool enough to let you do this. Or wife. It's meant to be nasty so I'm not so sure you'll ever get to do it since a Cherry Pie Filling requires you having to stir the paint.
by Skrimp Weiner April 22, 2014
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flinge

A vaginal mullet. An untrimmed beaver. Originates from the tongue twister "Fluffy Flange Fringe".
After cooking in the nude the nun found some flinge hair in her soup.
by Geoff Battle January 7, 2004
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fixing heaters

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."
by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005
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Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.
"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"
by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014
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