Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Fiddle-jizz

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

Fiddler

A term to describe a nonce with ginger hair whose eye look in different directions

"Hey look there's fiddler!" "With ginger hair and bad eye sight"

by Deno muller March 21, 2022

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

FIDDY DRY

When you are broke, have no money at all and you are stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Theres only one thing you can do!!!!!
That is!!! Go up to a tramp in the street and offer a bita FIDDY DRY mate!!!!!
This is when you recieve a payment of 50 pounds for the dry bummage of life!!!!!!!! oooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sean: orrrrrrrrr no i'm skint. Yo tramp FIDDY DRY mi now!
Tramp: 40 mate 40.
Sean: Naw mate fiddy only
Tramp: Alright then bend over and take it dry like a sheep on steroids.
Sean: ooooooooo agarrrrrrrrrrrr

by SeanDanny!!! November 10, 2008