Festies

To suddenly desire a shit ton of food after consuming cannabis or alcohol.

“Yooo the festies are kickin my ass, i just ate 3 Bacon Egg n Cheese w Avocados and a glizzy” -Steven Skylar Sable

by Dykey Buttcrack November 22, 2022

Jesticles

A mix between the words testicals and jeans; When you sit down and there’s a crease in your jeans making it look like you have a boner

I got some big jesticals when i sat down

I saw jimmy’s jesticles when he sat down

by DizzyFrogg January 21, 2023

farticles

when you think you did a little, harmless fart without any force but it leaves a little 'residue' on clothing (or wherever you are sitting/ lying down) aka 'fart particles'

uh-oh... I'd better go to bathroom, that fart was worse than I thought - I'm detecting farticles.

by sparkstersfury July 27, 2023

testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

Westicles

The male genitalia of any North Georgia Cadet.

"He hit me right in the Westicles"

by Nohrianbruh March 31, 2024

testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024