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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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fetched-out

british punk word for rockin, cool, sweet, etc.
Dude, your 360 was fetched out!!!
by katey December 12, 2004
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fletcher

originated and used in port chester new york by the infamous mig louch.fletcher, its a typical white boy name used as a great stereotype for gringos mostly from rye ,greenwich, harrison, and other white boy towns in westchester ny.
yo why is there alaways mad fletchers in hubbas say i wont snuff them hahha, nah b vatos in here are already on that and flip is waitin to scare them outside hahaha.
by vatoloco madball August 12, 2007
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Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.
Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!
Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???
by vinny125125 November 5, 2010
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Fletcher

Girl 1: "Wow that guys pretty attractive"
Girl 2: "Yeah, shame he's a fletcher
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Tom Fletcher Chin

the name given to someone with an abnormally large chin.
"dude! look at that kid over there! Tom Fletcher chin!"
by missy1234 February 6, 2009
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