Paper money where a person has shit and then wiped there ass with it. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system we live under by persons in the neohippie movement and the porn hippie movement they then take the money to a bank and tell them they want to deposit it or have it changed into smaller bills. And the teller has to handle the fecal money and the bank has to keep it.
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
Get the Fecal moneymug. A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
by rocketride August 14, 2008
Get the fecal positionmug. by Anonymous October 5, 2003
Get the fecal reapermug. example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
Get the fecal facialmug. Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015
Get the fecal sprinklermug. Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009
Get the fecal moussemug. by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
Get the fecal ovenmug.