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Fecal money

Paper money where a person has shit and then wiped there ass with it. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system we live under by persons in the neohippie movement and the porn hippie movement they then take the money to a bank and tell them they want to deposit it or have it changed into smaller bills. And the teller has to handle the fecal money and the bank has to keep it.
I'm taking some fecal money to the bank.
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
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fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
by rocketride August 14, 2008
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fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male
Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.
"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"
by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009
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Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.
My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.
by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020
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fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.
I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.
by jimmybomm September 21, 2020
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