Fecal money

Paper money where a person has shit and then wiped there ass with it. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system we live under by persons in the neohippie movement and the porn hippie movement they then take the money to a bank and tell them they want to deposit it or have it changed into smaller bills. And the teller has to handle the fecal money and the bank has to keep it.

I'm taking some fecal money to the bank.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male

Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Fecal Banter

When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.

While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.

by LiquidHound April 19, 2011

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

fecal mousse

Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.

"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."

" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009