fatboy slim

A fat person that belives he is skinny.

"Yo, Clarence always making fun of fat people, when that bitch like 300 lb's!"

by Matthew Potter December 3, 2004

fathomed

To be extremely drunk such that one cannot see or hear properly.

Dude, help me off the floooooorr, I'm fathomed!

by ring_leader_uk September 22, 2005

Fatson

The most godforsaken, disgusting, oversized eyebrow, fikey wearing, useless, good for nothing, diaperfilled fuck.

"Dude, Fatson's britches smell like he had another accident!"

by bottom.eater February 14, 2015

Fathong

A fat lady's thong.

Yo, don't go in there! Dave's got a she-beast canklesaurus in his room. I found her fathong here in the common room.

by JJBlackbane May 24, 2010

Fatboy Lollipop

Its when you scrape off the cookie dough or cake batter from the inside of the bowl and lick the spoon.

it can also be done with a mixer

hen my mom gets done making cookies, she always gives me the Fatboy Lollipop at the end!

by Joey andd Cameron January 16, 2011

Fatbooking

Whenever fat people send you friend requests on facebook, most commonly fat chicks. Also usable when a fat person writes on your wall, or tags you on a status, photo, or video.

Guy 1: Gad Damn it!
Guy 2: whats's up?
Guy 1: This fat chick named carolina keeps trying to add me on facebook
Guy2: oh yeah, yeah i had the same problem with your mom, she kept fatbooking me.
Guy 1: WTF?

by NotRacistCuzMyPresidentIsBlack October 20, 2011

fasob

fat ass son of a bitch. usually has grease all around their mouth, and smells like diabetes. Usually very bitter people, and wears clothes that are too small

don't call my mom a fasob, you fasob

by fasob February 22, 2014