Fatbob

A man who lives a rather sloppy life style. Can live with large amounts of wealth or in poverty. They often disregard the needs or feelings of other to ensure that they can continue living their life in there own little bubble. Often these people may life alone or with friends of the same nature and are rarly married. They take up easy to do hobbies such as video games or mini golf and take it very seriously. They usually drive an older tacky automobile and drive rather wrecklessly usually putting there vechicals to the limit.

Al Bundy off of Married with children is border line Fatbob. The fact he has a family takes away his title

Fatbob usually drives cars such as a Chevette, Aero Star or a Pinto

by Dann Wilson September 10, 2006

useless fanboy

An especially nasty version of the usual fanboy that in addition to being fanatic about a subject is so arrogant about its superiority (or its opposition's inferiority, in many cases) that they'll never budge an inch even if you hit them with a two-ton truck of reasoning against it. As such, they are USELESS in conversations that might involve someone saying (or implying) something negative about the subject they're a fanboy of.

Useless fanboys can be seen everywhere where opinions clash, from brand loyalty to politics. They are the enemy of rational discussion and all those that practice it. Avoid these kinds of people at all costs.

See: console fanboy

Useless Fanboy: Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Depends what you want to use it for.
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Ever had a BSOD?
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
Useless Fanboy: Bite me. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Will you at least concede that Windows has SOME faults?
Useless Fanboy: Nope. MAC SUCKS! WINDOWS FTW!

Republican: You're too liberal!
Democrat: You're too conservative!
Non-voter: This is why I don't vote.
Normal Person: There's no way I can convince any of you that your views may be even partially wrong, is there.
Republican: Hell no! GTFO!
Democrat: Hell no! GTFO!
Non-voter: Hell no! GTFO!

by Maginomicon August 11, 2008

Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

fanboy

A fan of a certain thing who will tolerate no criticism of that thing. Most often associated with "nerdy" subjects, especially the video gaming community. Most people are likely to encounter fanboys over the Internet, as the veil of anonymity allows the fanboy to be as aggressive and arrogant as he likes without the possibility of reprisals.

Ordinary, well-adjusted game player: "Good game everyone."

Hulking, stinking, fast-food loving arrogant fanboy: "OMFG YOUR A NOOB LOL I COULD KICK UR ASS UR MOM (etc.)"

by Muttering Master March 7, 2007

fanboys

Plural for fanboy. Fanboys are people that remain loyal to something, no matter how much it sucks. People that remain loyal to videogame companies are usually named as a fanboy. Examples of this is the Xbot, the PSTool, and the Nintendrone

Fanboys suck no matter what they remain loyal to

by Justin H. April 12, 2005

fat boy

someone who eats constantly and can't get off their obese ass to get a job.

hey fat boy, yea you, sal, get the fuck up and get a job and stop eating so much then maybe you can get some chicks

by lonw September 1, 2007

fatboobs

The silver lining anatomical byproduct resulting from increased excessive caloric intake over a period of time coupled with a limited exercise regime.

Tim: "Fuck. She got really fucking fat."
Dan: "But her boobs got real big."
Tim: "Fatboobs."
Dan: "Hahaha great term."

by TimD. January 23, 2011