noun~
1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.
2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.
2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"
Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."
Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."
by Puntonthefirstdown January 6, 2008
Get the Lawn Fairies mug.A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.
by ckeezy November 11, 2011
Get the Fabric Master mug.This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
Get the Fabric softener kid mug.to get fairied is to get drunk, originating from the feeling of having fairies dance on one's fingertips when inebriated.
Dude, i got so fairied last night that i passed out on the stairs of some random house after drinking all the maple syrup from the kitchen
by Cardinal Red Gets Them in Bed August 8, 2009
Get the Fairied mug.basically just a different way to spell fairy, typically used by left winged gen z feminists as a way of showing how cool and quirky and different they are and to seem really spiritual and woke
"do u not know what a faerie is????? faeries are so different from fairies how dare you even insinuate that i spelled it wrong u incel"
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by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016
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