Apple Fanboy

Someone who bows before an apple shrine 2 times a day (sunrise and sunset). Usually ignorant and having a go at Microsoft and Google nerds.

- Have you seen that ignorant prick applefboy spreading his crap about Microsoft all over Twitter?
- Yeah, what an apple fanboy!

by applefboy November 14, 2010

fanboy

A person who loves something without question.

Martigen is such a fanboy.

by bah January 27, 2003

Barcelona Fanboys

Fanboys of soccer/football team FC Barcelona. Aka the people that didn't accept The Barca (a game with the scoreline of 8-2) as a word. They are known to use any excuse to justify losing, despite the fact 10/10 times they do it as well I.e. Vardrid, but the year before they'd deny any claims of Varcelona. The Camp Nou is their mating ground and where most of them communicate, if not online.

1: Hey bro I'm going to watch the game tonight
2: watch out for the Barcelona fanboys, they won't let you say *anything* about their great team
1: I'll be careful

1 was later found dead in a fountain outside the Camp Nou

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ September 4, 2020

nintendo fanboy

some one who claims that anyone who likes the wii is a graphic whore and only appreciates violent games. They also think that all non-nintendo games are mindless shooters.

Gamer: I really don't like the Wii.
NIntendo fanboy: OMG! GRAPHCI WHRE U ONLI APPRESHIATE VILENT GAIMS HOO WANTS TOO PLAI A MIENDLSS GAIM LIEK HALO?
Gamer: I never said anything about the wii's graphics. Yeah, they aren't that good, but that's not the reason I don't like the wii. I don't like halo all the much, and my favorite game for the PS3 is Little Big Planet.

by thecakeisn'talie June 16, 2010

halo fanboy

Someone who think halo is the best game ever and that it is far suprear to any game in ever way! also see Xbox fanboy

gamer: "have you played Half Life 2 yet"
Halo Fanboy: "HALO IS 5,000,000 TIMES BETTER THAN HALF LIFE 2!!!! HALO OWNES ALL GAMES!!!!

by Suska March 13, 2005

Fanboygasm

Over exitement similar to an orgasm only over something like a videogame.

OMG! I just got FFX-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1111!!!!!!! *fanboygasm*

by Jesse Nunez October 17, 2003

FALCON PUNCH!

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.

1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!

by King Jazza Falcon April 2, 2009