Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

epic fail

When something can be seen to be a total failure

Urban dictionary?
EPIC FAIL!

by grarkorrr September 15, 2006

BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.

That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.

by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010

Epic Fail

A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

by AnounymousInternets January 1, 2010

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008