by holler8888889 January 17, 2009
A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.
For some reason, they held on...
For some reason, they held on...
by Beliatilo September 19, 2004
Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
by Steve_Juggernaut December 12, 2010
by grarkorrr September 15, 2006
To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.
That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
by M249_taterlauncher May 29, 2010
To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.
by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013
A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.
by Bit Cloud February 28, 2011