FOMS

A chronic illness in which the affected is obsessed and sexually attracted to older men. (FOMS = Fetish for Old Men Syndrome)

You dirty slut! You like Sean Connery? You have a serious case of FOMS!

by elkhorn November 6, 2004

fomo

- A fake homosexual, Man whom tries to score chicks by being sensitive and by dressing very well. also called metrosexual.

Check that fomo in the ribbed turtle neck.

by sketch October 13, 2004

FOMOD

Fear OF Missing Out Disease

I was gonna stay home and watch tv but I had a FOMOD attack.

by EmptyWallet August 26, 2009

fomine

the act of drinking alcohol

"yo u tryin'na fomine tonight?"
"what about bobbin?"
"nah fomine."
"rgr"

by that nigga denishka August 21, 2006

FOMB

text abbreviation for "fell off my barstool". deeper than lol or lmao....

someone tells a joke

response: lol
response: fomb!

by wavis o'shea October 23, 2011

FOMO

fear of missing out

just go anyways and if not get someone to tell you what happened

i really don't want to go to the dance but #fomo

by idefineshit June 4, 2015

fomophobia

It's the highest degree of fomo that any one person can hold.

Dude 1: Bro i hate hanging out with Tristan!
Dude 2: Why son?
Dude 1: Cause! The second he loses phone service his fomophobia starts to kick in bad!

by BKNY FOR REALS December 7, 2017