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Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.
James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013
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Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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facebook floosy

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.
Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.
by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013
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prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Louisiana Floss

Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.
Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.
by EmperorEli May 5, 2022
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get your teeth flossed

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.
Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.
by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012
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Flosky

We're looking flosky tonight.
by Floskyallthetime December 22, 2010
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