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Five Man

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
by Samwise May 14, 2003
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Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other
"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."
by Brithlem May 17, 2017
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Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018
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five's'd

Five’s’d: Verb; one person knowing the truth of whats to come and tries to tell other people only to be ignored or labeled insane.

The word originated on reddit, created by user cuck_prime66 in reference to Season 6 Episode 4 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Within the episode, the character of Fives is exposed to the knowledge that a conspiracy involving the mental manipulation of fellow clones through biogenetic-chips intended to ensure obedience pending the awaited Order 66. Fives, unable to get anyone to believe the knowledge, slowly loses his mind due to an injection received on the part of those in on the plan, convincing most he has snapped. He is hunted down and excited by the brothers he was trying to save, hence the meaning of the word.
"After accurately stating the predominant symptom of side-effect associated with watching anime was homosexuality, the prophet was five's'd by a pack of wild weebs.
by masterofmeh42 April 27, 2020
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five nights at anime

... oh you search this up,, look like im not the only one who forgot about that game it was the worst way to get a boner
jack: hey dude do you know five nights at anime
Adam: *war sound8
by guest_912 November 4, 2020
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Five Guys

Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.
I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.
by a someewhat smart guy November 8, 2009
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Five More Minutes

The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.

This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.
Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.
by Ya' Digg June 17, 2009
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