noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

by teachmehowtodougie2 June 13, 2011

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017

Penis Fence

A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.

Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.

by 0987654321abc April 25, 2013

Nipple fence

The group of pointy strands of hair that surround your nipple

Trevor's areiola is Thickly guarded by his nipple fence

by Bwest21 February 4, 2015

back-fence talk

Back-fence talk (noun) is synonymous to gossip, rumour, scuttlebutt, dirty laundry, slander, defamation, hearsay, whispering campaign, malicious talk, and talebearing.

My so-called friends have been spreading around back-fence talk about me.

by GlamourAsianGuy November 8, 2015

Jomp Fence

A Krio Slang, a metaphorical expression used to describe the prevalence over a sticky or difficult situation.

how was the exam?

“I Jomp Fence”

by The clever retard February 23, 2022