erection

(Slang for hard-on.) 1. A male's most magnificent and majestic display of his virility, when aroused by the sight of a beautiful female or by the thought of sex. 2. The magical transformation of a cock that doubles in size, gets hard as a rock, and stands straight and tall as a soldier at attention. 3. The aroused state of a dick that looks like a huge rocket on a launching pad and feels like a giant stick of dynamite about to explode. 4. Sign to a female who sees or feels it that a male is ready and able to fuck. 5. Opportunity for a guy to show off his magnitude and his potency, when he has one while standing up in front of the class; likely to evoke giggles and blushes from girls, to hide embarrassment at the feelings it arouses.

When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her.
I could feel myself getting an erection as we kissed.
When I saw her standing in her wet bathing suit, I got an erectionso big that my cock stuck out over the top of my trunks. She smiled when she saw it and said, "Looks like somebody's glad to see me!"

by Adam Phillips August 25, 2006

erections

hot steaming penis.

usually steaming in the wind.

by Andy Black February 2, 2004

Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009

Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.

John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.

by Life1ess January 27, 2010

brain erection

When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.

You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?

Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.

(Later)

You: Hey this homework makes sense now!

by roboticsnail August 6, 2011

democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011

Willem's Huge Erection

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.

Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!

by Willem April 9, 2005