vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

Kobe Envy

The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.

by #66 Saoud September 13, 2009

Mac Envy

Something that has never happened, a Windows user being jealous of a Mac user's ownership of a Mac

This conversation could never happen:
I Just bought a Mac
Oh man, I wish I could afford a mac instead of my crappy PC
Hah, Mac Envy

by PaddyMaxson November 5, 2010

iPod Envy

The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.

Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay

by spacedog January 8, 2006

iPhone envy

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.

'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'

by minase8888 September 19, 2011

Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama December 9, 2008

Stripper envy

When you come out of the booth from a private lap dance and you chat to your mate about how it was and hear about all the crazy awesome stuff his stripper did and realise how lame you stripper was = stripper envy.

Maaaaaaate how good was that! she was was all over me her breasts up in my face! I gave her a good motorboating and she was loving it! she couldn't keep her hands out my pants! I've got stripper juice all over my trousers!

Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!

by m3ntat August 22, 2010