so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017

Egyptian Crabnarkel

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth

"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"

by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009

The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

egyptian sandgoggles

When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.

Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"

by Poshizz September 5, 2015

Egyptian Doggie Style

Like doggie style only you use the nearest sheet or pillow case to cover your partner's head so you don't have to look at them.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night and realized I was a little more drunk than I thought, because when I started to sober up I had to do her Egyptian doggie style and throw the sheet over her head.

by Nashvegas_Chef July 14, 2016

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015