Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

earl campbell

A big thick veiny triumphant dick

“Wow!! Take a gander at that Earl Campbell!!”

by Beerfly March 12, 2018

earl sundance

Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music

Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart

by Ur mom 808 January 02, 2018

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.

Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.

by Earls vice president March 20, 2019

Earl Kirbey

who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET

Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball

by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022

The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019