GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Explode

When a PS4 overheats and turns itself off

I hopped on to call of duty and my PS4 exploded

by SmallGaming December 10, 2022

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explodable

A way to describe how thin or tiny a chick is, in that she would explode if you had sex with her.

Damn, that girl is explodable!!!!

by Robert Aiden April 08, 2009

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Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 02, 2019

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explodes

when you are very roasted or telling puns non-stop

1:

person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*

2:

person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*

by Nexasfexashit February 03, 2019

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