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England Band

Load of wankers who blow things
Ooh ah, ooh ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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England rugby team

Supposedly a shit team they actually turn out to be fucking decent
God damn I would love to be England rugby team
by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
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England Fan

Someone who roots for the England National Football team. They are constantly rude and put lazers into goalkeeper's eyes when Kane is taking a penalty. They also boo your national anthem after it is done.
"Who are those really ugly rude drunk fans over there?"
"Oh, those are just ordinary England fans that have nothing better to do with their life."
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
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England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.
by Dr Pinch July 21, 2006
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England vs America

When Americans (or "yanks" what ever you prefer) say they aren't English but when someone says something in a foreign language they say " in English?" or "Speak English!" Just want to point that out by the way.
And the English is NOT eastern. We are western. Correction, Japan is the east. And I'm English so I would no if England is Japanese.
One last thing, England/Britain or the brits is NOT posh, snobby, clean, and drink tea all day and make horrible remarks sort of people, it is told that london, nottingham and scotland, wales are more dangerous then america like new york or something. Also we do NOT use long intellectual words or what ever, or write like it, example. Whatever- Wat ever, Here- ere, No- Na, Yes- yhh so on...And we do NOT have big teeth!!!

So ive cleared that up I just like to say I AM SICK OF PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS OUT BRITAIN AND CALLING US ARSEHOLES!!!
(yes i put arse not ass cause ass means a donkey.)
by Pinkpot >.< April 5, 2011
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England is my city

England is my city
England is a country you dinggling
by YEAH I SMELL GOOD August 13, 2017
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england spirit

Being outplayed for 95% of a football match by a far superior team, but somehow managing to stay level with them due to a five minute period of scoring a couple of goals, which usually includes a Liverpool player blatantly diving for a penalty (which nobody bats an eyelid about) and hanging on for penalties.

If it was any other team, especially against England, they'd be labelled "cynical", "negative" or old fashioned "cheating bastards", which England's moronic fans will bleat about for at least twenty years afterwards.
England vs Argentina, 1998 World Cup
Liverpool vs Milan, 2005 "Champion's" League Final
by OD Smith June 5, 2005
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