Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

earl campbell

A big thick veiny triumphant dick

“Wow!! Take a gander at that Earl Campbell!!”

by Beerfly March 12, 2018

earl sundance

Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music

Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart

by Ur mom 808 January 02, 2018

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.

Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.

by Earls vice president March 20, 2019

Earl Kirbey

who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET

Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball

by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022

james earl cash

the guy from manhunt scary ass fucking game he suffocates stabs and shoot and hand to hand combat’s annoying as fuck

wyatt you look like james earl cash

by waynegretskee234 April 27, 2024