dumbass

In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumb ass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumbass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

by Guessing October 9, 2016

dumbass

izzy hegel

oh she’s a dumbass

by Youremumgay69 August 24, 2019

dumbass

How Luis always act in the class

Me: Yo Luis, what yo doin.
Him: Putting make-up on
Me: Dumbass and gayass

by GodTierPlayer December 21, 2019

dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass

Joe: What's he up to?
Schmoe: Oh, he's just suffering from Dumassity.

by Kyle March 19, 2004

Dumbassness

A holiday to relax and skip work to get away from all the dumbasses INCLUDING YOURSELF

Aj: I got to get away from all these dumbasses

Chance: well December 2nd is Dumbassness

by Joetamili November 14, 2009

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020

dumbass dad

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything

I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid

by .Pyro. March 1, 2018