douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot
Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...
by dontcareforyou June 24, 2007
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Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.
Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche
by Trashist January 12, 2017
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douche

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 14, 2010
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Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.
Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.
by elvis December 09, 2003
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douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.
Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.
by Screw dog August 05, 2008
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douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.
Shut up you douch-bag!
by Alex July 23, 2003
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douche

shortened version of douchebag
yo douche bring me a beer while your up
by hazzi February 04, 2003
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