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douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot
Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...
by dontcareforyou July 23, 2007
mugGet the douchemug.

Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.
Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche
by Trashist January 12, 2017
mugGet the Douchemug.

douche

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 16, 2010
mugGet the douchemug.

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.
Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.
by elvis December 8, 2003
mugGet the Douchemug.

douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.
Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.
by Screw dog September 30, 2008
mugGet the douche-douche musicmug.

douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.
Shut up you douch-bag!
by Alex July 23, 2003
mugGet the douchmug.

douche

shortened version of douchebag
yo douche bring me a beer while your up
by hazzi February 4, 2003
mugGet the douchemug.

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