douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot

Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...

by dontcareforyou July 23, 2007

Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

by Trashist January 12, 2017

douche

Kanye West

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met

by kebbsterr November 16, 2010

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 8, 2003

douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

by Screw dog September 30, 2008

douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.

Shut up you douch-bag!

by Alex July 23, 2003

douche

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

by hazzi February 4, 2003