Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

by Yeeyeefrank October 28, 2019

Doritos

Du ska äta Doritos!

Du ska äta Doritos!

by AbdiK9 October 9, 2020

Savage Dorito

One of the spiciest Doritos around, it is a savage and it doesn't care about anyone are anything but itself. It intends to pull stunts like a daredevil. It also has a great sense of humor.

Chase: Man Ava you're a Savage Dorito

by YouFoundIsaac July 3, 2017

doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners

Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!

by danny doritoe July 28, 2019