Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Epistemological Dorito

A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential

Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.

by Kenneslay September 16, 2022

Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 17, 2022

Doritos

A chip that makes a gamer go insane

Gamer 1: bro you know what Doritos are

Gamer 2: nah bro

Gamer 1: one sec gotta put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make my bitch suck the dust off the tip

Gamer 1’s bitch: (moaning) oh yeah

Gamer 2: bro get me some fucking Doritos

by Anotherwiseguywholikespussy January 3, 2022

dorito

Riley

that Riley kid looks like a dorito

by haroldmandude December 4, 2023

Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360

Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?

by melon31 July 10, 2023