Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect June 09, 2011

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Doody Doopey Doo

ALF humping

I think ALF had a Doody Doopey Doo On Creator’s Leg.

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

Doody Side

when you fuck up a picture

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture

by Doody Side August 30, 2022

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Howdy Doody

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.

I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!

by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021

Doodie

Just poop in its detective uniform.

Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?

by DoodieKing63 February 13, 2020