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Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.
tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.
by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021
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discountedsoap

Definition of an extremely hot human.

Also used in a very kind and selfless manner, a great compliment meaning much more than beautiful.
wow, you look like discountedsoap
by user72636363 August 3, 2021
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Discountinnit

A shit version of tommyinnit or someone who acts like tommyinnit
‘Who’s that?’
‘That’s discountinnit’
by Thatgaymcytwatcher September 9, 2021
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Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”
by Zerox September 11, 2021
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discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.
Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.
by Alfieallin February 6, 2022
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DiscountDeath

DiscountDeath is a funny scary killing machine
Run its DiscountDeath
by holloowboi April 21, 2022
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Discount

The Word For Counting Down.
I Can Discount To -20!
by Ollie Smartnut July 13, 2022
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