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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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1. a retarted ass nigga
2. the sexual act of dipping your shit on a girls tounge
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A rich person who hops and skips around on stage at political rallies
Boy, what a dipshit that guy is. Hopping around like a bunny on crack
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A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
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Often goes by the name “Jordan Weishoff”. Also referred to as “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
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"I heard ya the first time dipshit" - mohawk mark
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