Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.

One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.

by MrMacFister March 1, 2011

diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

Diddling

In short, to fool around with someone.

I saw my roomate diddling!!

by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004

DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH

The infamous sound effect created for 'A Current Affair' used to create tension when leading into their various "news" stories.

As translated by the fabulous Nick B.

"DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH! Next on A Current Affair, a man who nearly got away with murder, until his love for karaoke drew him back into the public eye.. a decision we would one day regret..."

by Milk & Cheese April 8, 2005

Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

diddleysquat

it doesnt really mean anything but its a goddam cool word. usually means "nothing"

you aint gettin diddleysquat!

by KD June 9, 2003