by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

by April 13th National Dick Grab May 26, 2018

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.
by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
