Guy 1: Jesus if he doesn’t stop slamming her she’s going to be bleeding out her vag for a week…
Guy 2: he’s sure got incredible Dewerance
Guy 2: he’s sure got incredible Dewerance
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Get the deceived mug.Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.
Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.
Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.
Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.
Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.
Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"
Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."
Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.
Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."
Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.
by Ninja J January 2, 2009
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2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends
3. any incident involving a dj or a drunk person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of two or more of your drunken friends
2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends
3. any incident involving a dj or a drunk person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of two or more of your drunken friends
1. "oh yea we were drunk leaving party last night and she tripped head first into a cement step and totally deweyed. we had to take her to the hospital. there were two stitches and alot of blood. we were there for 6 hours or so in the emergency room."
2. "dude what happened to your leg?"
"no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night"
"sucks bro"
3. "so wait, why did dan move out?"
"whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his mom now."
4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me."
2. "dude what happened to your leg?"
"no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night"
"sucks bro"
3. "so wait, why did dan move out?"
"whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his mom now."
4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me."
by nighttime multi-symptom November 12, 2010
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