depoofify

The act of making your hair unpoofy, by showering, chopping it off, or some other means to manage it.

Nai had to depoofify her hair, since it was making her look like Trelawney, from Harry Potter.

by leaht683 January 13, 2008

Dephonicated

To kill an otherwise good conversation with an abnormally stupid or unecessary comment that is not in any way relavent to the conversation.

(May be used as an adjective, ei; to be dephonicated by killing the conversation)

"OMG dave get out of here, you are so dephonicated!"
"OMG DAVE you just completely dephonicated our conversation!!!"

by Maddie0020 January 15, 2008

Dephorzniak

The Ancient art of sleds and laser cannons.
Played by the garfeg chieftans after lengthy and heated arguments.
The ultimate challenge for a noble garfeg. And there is never remorse.
Ever.
If Any spectators attend the majority will typically be killed in the process of observation. The sport is truly a deadly one.

"Dude, that's my hit! I challenge you to dephorzniak!"
"gngngngnaoaoaoooaoaaoaooaoaoaoooahghgh!!!!"
Garfeg translation of: "Go suck a cock!"

by Telfioxx Zamarth August 14, 2008

Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.

Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...

by Bertc February 28, 2010

Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Deployment Buddy

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.

Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"

Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."

by justtherightamount June 24, 2010

Deakos

A physical condition that causes a boosted sex drive and elevated levels of testosterone. A Deakos can be intentionally caused as treatment for the condition known as a Herie.

"I heard that guy has Deakos"
"No way, what a lucky bastard."

by MWD4 May 3, 2010