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Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a magical and sensual word. it makes people shit on the ground, it can solve poverty, hunger, and world peace.
person1: hey, do you know deez? person2: deez who? person1: DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTEEM!!!
by xXSYPERASSSEATER69Xx February 22, 2022
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Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
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deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.
Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"
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Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.
Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.
by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019
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Deez nuts

It’s a man’s most precious thing.
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deez nuts

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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
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