One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
by James Bronson February 13, 2022

by Aydrienlovesyou February 16, 2022

dean winchester did the subtext with castiel and samantha the moose walked in and went “so get this-“ and realised the subtext was happening and ran off
by stolebydeanmon July 28, 2019

A skank who thinks she's the heir to the Jimmy Dean Sausage Fortune and she wants to sorely disappoint him. The sausage she's getting is from a dirty redneck truck driver
At the truck stop "Hey man, look over there, who is that slut all dressed up, oh that's just Megan Dean, dumb ass thinks she's related to Jimmy Dean and wants to teach him a lesson." "I bet you 10 dollars I'll have her in the back of my truck in 10 minutes". Hell no I ain't takin that bet.
by MattyMattTheIceCreamMan October 1, 2018

Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!
Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.
Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.
by stopcalling October 12, 2022

Niall dean is a sexy immortal communist who shreks peasants with his almighty gold like abilities. He is incredibly sexy most women go blind if they stare at him, but he still obeys the bro code and has a mansion the size of Germany.
by Miata of wisdom May 8, 2022

To preform the act of "El deaned" you must first find a nice but single female who's on vacation by herself the proceed to drink excess amounts of tequila to the point where she allows you to fingerbanged her in a star wars while your friends pose for pictures during the act
by storm trooper April 26, 2014
