Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023

Dealer man

The act of Being jealous of someone

I feel so dealer man of her

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Art dealer

dealer with no coustemers

An example: Art dealer

by ;27; July 29, 2022

drug dealerness

the level of swag on which you become a drug dealer

cool cat 420: cant tell if I want my new year resolution to either be more of a hoe or less of one

cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.

cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

RAT dealers

One who profiteers from the acquisition and redistribution of COVID-19 Rapid Antigen Tests.

Oi Cuz, I'm stressin' bout the RONA, know any RAT dealers? I wanna make sure I'm RONA free before I catch up with Nan.

by Benny'n'Bam January 6, 2022

bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020