Dairying

Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.

Leaf! Stop dairying!

by glallan June 6, 2011

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

warm dairy

When milk sits out for a little too long and is a little too similar to semen to make you comfortable to drink it

Yo nig, want some warm dairy?
Nah bruh, looks like yah semen.

by warmdairy September 21, 2014

Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015

Dairy Swirl

when a male ejaculates onto a lactating female's nipples and then proceeds to lick the ejaculate off along with the milk produced by the female

"ever since I started lactating, Bob won't stop asking me to do dairy swirls!"

by noregerts69 December 14, 2016

Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.

So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?

by Pickle Reid April 18, 2018