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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024
mugGet the The Dairy Maidmug.

Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.
A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while
by wch-meister April 2, 2019
mugGet the Dairy Queen the pinmug.

dairy checking

Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.
I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.
by Chunkle June 20, 2023
mugGet the dairy checkingmug.

Dairy Queen Body

A bbw with curves resembling the ice cream part of a dairy queen cone
Look over there Homer check out the lady with the Dairy Queen Body
by Najmo114 October 12, 2021
mugGet the Dairy Queen Bodymug.

Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!
by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020
mugGet the Dairy Queen Blizzardsmug.

Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course
The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.
by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021
mugGet the Dairy Thumpmug.

Dairy Mouse

Grease-gettin' hustla with da bloat in the belly.
Yo...that guy is a straight Dairy Mouse.
by Big Ocho June 2, 2025
mugGet the Dairy Mousemug.

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