Big, burly, sexy and sweaty. They wear strap ons, wife beaters without a bra and often flaunt mullets or buzz cuts. They are the military mammas, the mechanics and drive your favorite semi.
by Spicyball March 03, 2004
"Can you believe Ester's father found out about her Kyke Dyke lover?"
"That Kyke Dyke just stole from the offering bowl!"
"That Kyke Dyke just stole from the offering bowl!"
by Wall Creeper May 01, 2008
A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.
Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."
by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006
A word coined by the legendary MC Rich (Real name shall remain withheld), "Dykes Meh" has a countless amount of definitions, all of them primarily meaning "Thanks Man". Max always thought of it as how he would expect urban hoodlums to say "thanks".
An example in which Dykes Meh may be used:
High school football team comes into the locker room after demolishing the other team at the homecoming game. The star quarterback Lars, big, BIG, beefy, hairy ugly dude, buck teeth, patches of facial hair, unibrow, and a mullet. He's dripping with sweat, and he's got a towel on, he's so drenched that he needs another. "Ay coach, tro me a toul." he says with a slackjaw. The coach replies, "Sure Lars", and tosses him one. The camera focuses on Lars' face, steam everywhere it appears as a dream. He wipes his face, looks the coach square in the eye, and says "...Dykes, meh."
High school football team comes into the locker room after demolishing the other team at the homecoming game. The star quarterback Lars, big, BIG, beefy, hairy ugly dude, buck teeth, patches of facial hair, unibrow, and a mullet. He's dripping with sweat, and he's got a towel on, he's so drenched that he needs another. "Ay coach, tro me a toul." he says with a slackjaw. The coach replies, "Sure Lars", and tosses him one. The camera focuses on Lars' face, steam everywhere it appears as a dream. He wipes his face, looks the coach square in the eye, and says "...Dykes, meh."
by Danny McBrown July 11, 2008
by Idgie July 26, 2003
"Did you hear that mic dyke sing? Damn she has a good voice. Too bad you have a penis or you could ask her out."
by Frances April 24, 2004
a very maternal lesbian.
a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.
a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.
Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke
by Thunda! September 18, 2007