A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020
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he kept wanting to fight me. i finally accepted. so when we met up he made a bunch of excuses to back out. he is a dud.
by johndill April 20, 2020
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Did you see Andrew the other night? He was being a sad sack then pulled a Dirty Dud and tried to fuck all our arses - no lube
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