driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEE-

My friend you need some fucking help

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025

draking and driving

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020