Douchebag Bar Crawl

A douchebag bar crawl (DBC) occurs when you're out with your crew and you attend 3 or more consecutive bars that have a reputation of being frequented by douchebags. A douchebag bar crawl is more often than not a spur-of-the-moment decision brought on by excess booze and questionable choices.

John: We went to THOSE bars last night? It's a bit hazy for me but are you serious?

Steve: I know man, I can't believe we pulled off a douchebag bar crawl last night. What the fuck are we even doing with our lives?

by the_drumniac April 8, 2017

DoucheBag Humor

When someone says something and its thrown back in their face or realize they messed up and cover it up by saying "It was a joke man" or "I'm just kidding bro". They proceed to yell calm down and make you look like the bad person in the conversation. These people can be defined as Douchebags for their crappy humor

Guy 1: No offense, but you sound like a faggot, Just kidding *laughs*

Guy 2: Why do you think that's funny? My voice is just like this, you dick

Guy 1: Dude I was just kidding man, calm down

Guy 2: Nice Douchebag humor Jimmy

by AugustineYeetus April 9, 2019

Class A Douchebag

A douchebag towards everyone, family and friends included.

Oh man, did you see the way Mike punched his mom in the face? That's a Class A Douchebag right there!

Rob, stop being a Class A Douchebag and pay your dad back the 20 bucks you stole!

by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

Douchbag humor

People who who act like annoying twat. By saying Word over and over Again or make annoying noise as humor

Not be confused With douchebag humor

This douchbag humor need to stop, i hate this guy who Said this Word over and over Again or make this noise

by Snotcore February 16, 2023

turbo douchebag

1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag

2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag

I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.

by A. "Flopsy" Paris March 24, 2004

Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.

After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008