Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
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Get the Dumb Doris mug.Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.
by clapemcheeks February 13, 2024
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Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
- Please tell Bob that I want my steak medium rare.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
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Get the dori mug.Everything is just fine. In World War I, Hungarian Dorothy was a prostitute who offered free services to the soldiers on the front lines, and was fondly remembered as Hunky Dory. “How’s it going?” “Hunky dory!”
“How’s it going?” “Everything’s Hunky-dory!”
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